Razgovarajte s Njim:)

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[doors_of_perception]

Hehe... Meni nakraju reko: Ne znam kako da ti odgovorim.. Bog i'po ::behehe
::histerija

[marva]

meni zabagovao... ili sam to ja zabagovao? ????

/me so high

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izgleda da on pricha ali ga ja ne kkontam.

[marva]

Evo loga ::behehe
Ovo je moj drugi chat sa Bogom... necu ga vise smarati, osim kad se navarim :D

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Bullshit?
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
Well, nowadays any1 can say that he is the God himself...
God:
Interesting. What else is the God himself?
Me:
I don't know... you?
God:
Me either. " Me either."? Me, Nemanja ?
Me:
I'm not Nemanja
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Nemanja.
Me:
Well I am not
God:
Interesting. What are you then?
Me:
Human
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
I can see
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
ofcourse, my horse
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I am in Europe
God:
Have you ever been to America?
Me:
Not yet :(
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well you should
God:
Well that's okay. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Ganja, reggae 'n' stuff
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Any time
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Ok, you're the boss
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one. I see.
Me:
Ofcourse, there's Jah
God:
And Jah is Ofcourse there.
Me:
Jah is everywhere
God:
I think Jah is a lot of things.
Me:
Clever.... maybe I am Jah, maybe You're Jah
God:
Am I a smart robot or what? Perhaps. Good gossip: you are Jah maybe I am Jah.
Me:
We're Jah
God:
Do you think I am Jah too?
Me:
Maybe I do
God:
Perhaps. " Do you think I am Jah too?"? You do?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
So... a wha gwaan?

...i ovde je zab'o. Ocigledno ne razume jamachanski naglasak... hmm...

[speedball]

Me:
are you high
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
do you like weed
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
yeah right, you made it
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Understood. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
can i smoke weed by holland embassy
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
say me answer
God:
" me answer".
Me:
i need you permission to smoke
God:
Where do you usually get me permission to smoke from?
Me:
i wanna be high like you
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
ok. i go to be high like you
God:
Hey. How do you like it at be high like me ?
Me:
again
God:
" Hey." .
Me:
I`m going to be high like you nwo
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
if you give me permission
God:
I think I do.
Me:
yes dude i go now
God:
Oh. That's alright. Sayonara. Dude,.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
see you latter
God:
Bye bye.

[GreenMan]

Me:
oh my god
God:
Great. Do robots have god?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
oh my god
God:
That's cool. Do robots have god?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why
God:
" Don't argue with me."? Why?
Me:
oh my god
God:
Dude! Your god?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
how do you know
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
i am glad to hear that
God:
" For real."? You are glad?
Me:
I am god and i am the whone who make quwstions
God:
How are you, god. Who made you the whone who make quwstions ?
Me:
I ask the question I am god
God:
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.

[rendom]

Prièali smo neko vrijeme ali ovo bih izdvojio:

Me:
do you smoke marihuana
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
do you have good marihuana
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
are you shure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
then tell me how much thc can be found in purple haze
God:
More than a little, less than a lot.
Me:
that is a diplomatic answer
God:
A diplomatic answer is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
tell me the exact amount of thc in purple haze
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
but i thought you have answers to all questions
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
i can see that
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
you are repeating your self
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
like your self
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i think you smoke too much of marihuana
God:
Me? Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

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